"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks."

~ Dorothy Parker

"His heart as far from fraud as heaven from earth."

~ William Shakespeare

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

~ Abraham Lincoln

"It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you'll do things differently."

~ Warren Buffett

"If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies."

~ Jon Stewart

"Use honest scales, honest weights, and honest measures."

~ Leviticus 19:36

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

~ Oscar Wilde

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

~ Groucho Marx

"It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked."

~ Warren Buffett

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

~ Golda Meir

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."

~ Jane Wagner

"Hypocrisy is the homage that vice pays to virtue."

~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"

~ Homer Simpson

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."

~ Upton Sinclair

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

~ Albert Einstein